Jon Decker: Grasping at Creativity

I was told sauteed Treal was a spectacular dish when served with roasted garlic, salt potatoes, and green peppers. However, considering the current state of things, I’d have to say that was no Treal.

I found a treal in the pond in Central park. I put it in a jar. The water’s a bit dirty, but you can still see it. Anyone know if treal can be eaten?

That area in the park that I saw the hole a while ago… Well, the hole is patched up and painted over like they removed a door or something. No one’s ever going to believe I saw a tunnel there.

I think 20th Century Fox must have been shooting a movie in Harlem over the weekend. When I was walking to the UPS store I saw a black SUV drive by at full speed. It’s windows were all smashed in and the right rear tire was shooting sparks where it was rubbing the bent frame. [...]

There’s no way this really happened… If anyone knows of a sci-fi movie or show being shot it the greater Manhattan area let me know. I saw some stuff on the street last night that had movie special effects written all over it. I was trying to figure out where the cameras were because I’m [...]